The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees a crime; A black female porch pirate is stealing a package from a man's porch and that porch pirate is full of slime.
The martial arts Muslim takes out a wooden dart and throws it into the female porch pirate's arm; He's making sure that the female porch pirate is harmed.
When the female porch pirate drops the stolen package, she tries to take the wooden dart out of her arm, as you can see; The martial arts Muslim runs towards the female porch pirate and confronts her immediately.
When the female porch pirate takes the dart out of her arm, she tries to attack the martial arts Muslim, which is dumb; The martial arts Muslim kicks and knocks out the ugly ***.
The man, whose package was stolen from, comes out of his house; He thanks the martial arts Muslim for stopping the ****** louse.
The martial arts Muslim gives the package back to the man and calls the police, which is good; The man is glad that the martial arts Muslim was in the neighborhood.
The police arrive and arrest the female porch pirate and here's something else that I'll say; The martial arts Muslim hikes away.