Even if there were such a thing as free hip removal for the first fifty patients I would not have it done 'cause I prefer to pay to have my 2 hips removed. It's just like the other day when I was offered to have my lower intestines coated in an Air Force airplane polymer. I said, “No thank you General, my intestines are fine without the coating.” Even if there were such a thing as cost-free lip removal for the first 99 patients I wouldn't have it done 'cause I prefer to pay to have my lips removed. It's just like the other day when I was offered free Air Force airplane fixed-wing polymer to coat my upper intestines. “No thank you Captain. My intestines are fine without a coating,” I said.