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Nov 2020
Even if there were such a thing as free hip removal for the first fifty
patients I would not have it done 'cause I prefer to pay to have my 2
hips removed. It's just like the other day when I was offered to have
my lower intestines coated in an Air Force airplane polymer. I said,
“No thank you General, my intestines are fine without the coating.”
Even if there were such a thing as cost-free lip removal for the first
99 patients I wouldn't have it done 'cause I prefer to pay to have my
lips removed. It's just like the other day when I was offered free Air
Force airplane fixed-wing polymer to coat my upper intestines. “No
thank you Captain. My intestines are fine without a coating,” I said.
Suzy Berlinsky
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Suzy Berlinsky  Simpang Bedok, Singapore
(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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