I’ve been told
I’m Just like
A nutty professor
I have brains
But no sense
I’m disorganised
All mixed up
Like a stew
I have the meat
I have the potatoes
I have the carrots
But where’s the barley?

I’m fun
A nutty nanny
So I’ve been told
I’m the one
Where the E numbers come from
And the colouring books
The bath time ducks
The paint
And the bubbles
For fun
At bath time!
And giggles!

I’m the one
Who walks the dog
Actually
No
She
Walks me
She decides
Where we go
When we go
How far
How long
And
When we go home!

I know
That’s me