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Aug 4
Do I own a cat,
the partial answer is yes,
but the long explanation is best.

To begin with, you must feed him
every day three times or face
the consequences of an angry feline.

You have to leave a window open
in the wintertime, change his box
every few days. Can't type if
he's in the mood for lap sitting.

The sad ending, is the truth is
the cat owns me. I'm just slave-labor
for his personal uses, he's a little
******, a little too rich. I'm his
butler, his cleaning lady,
and his sous chef.
Matthew Thompson
Written by
Matthew Thompson  32/M/california
     manlin, Elizabeth J and Jean Fisher
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