Let’s keep it short & simple.

See, I have my moments when I want some
Just one simple thing
That’ll please my satisfaction.

Just need for you to open wide
So I can slide this all-around perfect size inside.

I only need a couple of minutes, possibly 45?
Or maybe an hour or two will keep me satisfied.

In other words, I just need some p-y
So can I come thru tonight, if it’s cool?