Mar 2020
Thank you! Truly...it's such an honor to be here today and accept this award for most angry person.
Truly! It's an honor. I mean...I have sooo many people to thank.
Let's start with my mom. God...thank you for the childhood trauma. I mean forcing me to raise myself since I was like 7....stellar! Great stuff!
My dad! Thank you sooo much for your Bipolar genes and your tendency to throw money at your problems. Outstanding!
My fellow award winners. I look upon you with such esteem. To think...I accepted nominations for so many other categories! Least trustworthy, most codependent, and ah my favorite...lack of empathy!
Ah, such a great crowd this year! I wanna thank each and everyone one of you for coming out and supporting my demise. An end of era is upon us...please, join in the madness.
Truly! It's an honor. I mean...I have sooo many people to thank.
Let's start with my mom. God...thank you for the childhood trauma. I mean forcing me to raise myself since I was like 7....stellar! Great stuff!
My dad! Thank you sooo much for your Bipolar genes and your tendency to throw money at your problems. Outstanding!
My fellow award winners. I look upon you with such esteem. To think...I accepted nominations for so many other categories! Least trustworthy, most codependent, and ah my favorite...lack of empathy!
Ah, such a great crowd this year! I wanna thank each and everyone one of you for coming out and supporting my demise. An end of era is upon us...please, join in the madness.
