Sitting here I'm waiting for the parcel man to call
It's coming here from China so again I hear **** all
I've had enough of leaflets being force fed through the door
A letter comes for Mrs Jones who ****** off years before
So as I read the farmfoods' latest offers brightly lit
A pizza and kebab from uber eats and other ****
A knock comes on the letterbox at last my pressie's here!
But nah ten secs ain't quick enough and Yodel disappear


Johnnie
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