"Wouldn't it be the perfect crime,
If I stole your heart and you stole mine?"

Well no my dear, how could we do that,
When we have so little time?

If you stole my heart,
How long would it be, til you also stole my mind?

The crime you'd like to commit,
Would just cause me to unwind.

So no my dear,
It wouldn't be:

"The perfect crime,
If I stole your heart and you stole mine."