A slice of bread
Can smile at you
If you know
Just what to do

With a finger and a thumb
Pinch a bread slice
To make the eyes
Do a single pinch twice

Pinch pinch pinch
In a curve for the smile
After it’s pinched
Toast it for a while

Up it pops
And then you see
A face in your toast
Smiling with glee

So in the morning
Don’t be a grump
Make smiley face toast
To get you pumped