Don't do it, conventionally Cause that's boring. Don't do it, with sophistication Cause that's tedious. Do it, sporadically Cause that's enjoyable. When you bite a piece and there's more than a dab, more than a spoonful, Something akin to a squirt. Yeah, that's what we're looking for, just a squirt, You squirt, squirt, All over and miss some stops. So when you find some mustard, **** it, You just hit the spot.