Stick N' Yank The do-it-yourself Brazilian wax kit. Guaranteed to leave you bare down there or your money back!
Recommended only for those with high pain thresholds. Keep out of the reach of hippies.
Cosmic Wafers Blast off any dull lifeless party with the snack chip that's the equivalent of drinking a six-pack of beer. And it's gluten-free!
Remember to snack responsibly.
My First Hornet's Nest Forget ant farms. Your kids will have an even better time learning about these flying insects, up close and personal. They can hang it from a ceiling, a tree, or underneath a car!
For ages 10 and up. Hornets sold separately.
Inspired by fellow HP poet BLT. Note: none of these "products" actually exist...yet. Well...maybe Stick N' Yank.