While waiting for your date, you brought Out your car key, then wiped it on your shirt Sleeve and began to pick your ears with it. I shook my head. Done with picking your ears clean with your Key, you used your handkerchief to clean The key, then put it back in your pocket. I kept staring at you. Our body left to itself is in constant motion; So you blinked, scratched your chin, and shifted from One buttock to another: on the chair outside the cafe. I smiled at you. Done with the motion, you looked around you To see if someone was watching you; satisfied That no one was, you started picking your nose. I peeked at you from behind my book. When you realized what you were doing and Where you were doing it, you quickly removed your Finger from your nose and straightened your tie. I shook my head. After a while you began observing your Nails; before you know it you have started Biting off your nails, one after the other. I kept staring at you. As you put the finger that you used to pick Your nose with into your mouth, realization Dawned on you. Quickly you removed it. I smiled at you. You spite air three times, while cleaning Your tongue inside your mouth. Using your hands You covered mouth and nose, and then breathed into them. I kept peeking at you from behind my book. Your date arrived and gave you a peck on your check. I, your observer, sitting two tables across from you, Took a sip of my tea then stood up and left: thinking cats Are not the only animals that groom themselves publicly.