I'd like a replay of the last 51 years.

Now as things stand that is about as likely
as Fulham winning the cup.

Pull up a chair
I'm waiting for next week
hoping time flies
or at least gives me a little peek
into the future
and that's not looking likely either.

******* and soaking wet
can't get a signal on my
wireless set
perhaps it's me that
can't get a signal,

my life
lived in a tunnel.

if that was so
then I'd be dry

just trying to trick myself and
I don't know why,

I know all of my tricks