Plastic smiles are always the worst They're just the slightest bit off at first They make your creep senses start to tingle and make a sensation She said, I give off a creepy sort of vibe I said, that's an odd way to start a conversation
I just ate popcorn and watched girls play volleyball Then got made fun of for being such a creep But I told them I was only sitting here all by myself That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep
Mention your red Ferrari, that'll get the ******* dropping faster One can be a creep and still get to enjoy the role of being master I told a girl at her 18th birthday party, that I wanted to eat that cake off her *** Then I had to tell the entire party, that I had to hurry back to class To practice going hands solo coming and going while flashing my special hall pass I asked if ya wanna take a ride home with me in my squeaky cruising van? Truly a mystery why anyone would call me a little bit creepy, ****
But I told them I was not here all by myself That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep
I tried to start an **** once or twice, on a bus full of giggling cheerleaders While on the way back from our schools annual college basketball 'bout Tried but failed at having *** with everyone on that bus, only as a game Even did a strip tease for everyone and I even tried to make out They didn't wanna make out but they liked my strip tease of fame
But I told them I was not here by myself That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep
Now I feel like a junior high football **** Waiting for the nod, so I can stop doing it into a sock Why get a girlfriend when I can just ******* with ****? ****, dude. Just call a ****** up already and get that out the way We all make fools of ourselves sometimes, ok for me everyday
But I told them I was never there by myself That's why I'm so much more creepier than any other so, so, crazee mudda fuckka.