Our mayor’s running For president Though he’s A Gracie Mansion resident Guess he’s trying to set A precedent Of a failing administrator Who’s become hell-bent
On pursuing his ambition You could say He’s a man on a mission But we’re the ones Being played out of position While he’s having fun By his own admission Hanging out a sign that reads, “gone fishing”
Being Mayor of New York City Ain’t part time employment Made for his convenience Or for his enjoyment Like a campaign stop Requires redeployment Being Mayor requires Full-time employment
He’s running for president Alll over the land While homelessness at home Is out of hand We do our best To try to understand But he’s doing it Just because he can