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Aug 28
Still
Not
Sure
What
To
Say
Here
...
John
Mulaney
...
Is funny?
He's sticky?
He likes children?
...
That came out
Completely
Wrong

He doesn't like children...
He's just making a show
About children

And *** and stuff
Oooo
That
Doesn't sound
Good
That
Way
Either
Does
It


Ok so let's start fresh
John Mulaney
And Nick
Kroll
Are educators
On ****** education

Wait...
Wait
I said
He doesn't
like children...
Which is totally
Factually correct
In a ******
Context

But out of context
That sounds like
He doesn't like
Kids

Which I think is
Maybe accurate
Now that
I think
About it


But I don't want
To slander anyone
So strike that one

John
Ham
Wait...
Madmen
No

John
Snow
White
Wait no
Dwarves
No sleepy
Grumpy
Bashful?

¡Mulaney!
Im back
Muchachos

So Jonny plays the ham
In the new spiderman


No....

The old spiderman?
No that was the third one...

Not the
Far From Home
Jake Gyllenhaal
**** mysterious
Movie one

The black sunflower
Post Malone is OK
Now movie

That One

The Black One
Too black for Zach
Unfortunately

But back to
Zach
In a moment

Because at least we
All agree on hating Trump
So it doesn't matter

If you are
White or black
Or Black and White
Spiderman
Noir?
I guess...
Or woman webbers!
Or robots spiders!!
Or little
Kids!!!

But again
John is not
A *******

I just want to be
Kid Perfectly
Clear
Crystal
Clear
As mud I'm
A pig so porky
Thickkk
That
Spike
Lee
Gonna
Django
Chain
Wait

I think
Spiderman
Spider
Ham

Is supposed
To web
Us all
Into
One
Great big
Multiverse

Comedy
Is an
Essential

Part of
the
Spiderverse

Like...
Secretariat
No bojack that's
Will Bluth Buster
Mother
Lover

Oops
I did it again
Bananas

Split

Horror
Flipped
Comedy

There we are
John Mulaney
Brings the comedy
Toby and the young
Kid don't
Have

Even the fat Asian is
Just meh
If we are all being

Completely honest
Honestly
Billy
GOAT
EGOT
Joel
Piano man
Completely honest

Andrew
Garfield was kind of
Funny

#weexist
Arcade Fire
#Future

And Miles
Is sweet

But he
Not
Funny

Fun Fact:
I saw that
Movie in December

I had my
First Vision
I wept

Next to Zachary
Robinson my
Actuary
Brother
I worked with
Him at Sears Tower

No
The Willis
Tower

Wait
No

The Willis Towers Watson Tower

Sears
《《《Is RIP》》》
Sears

The catalogue
We Used
Before the

Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit Edition

To
Come
On
Now

I keep losing
My train
Burger
King
Queen
Dairy
Keen home
Of the train wreck

My first job
In Heber Utah
Wasatch Wave

My first time
In a newspaper
Was in there

And at Wasatch
I took 3rd place my
Sophomore year

As a
WASP
In

Original
Oratory

In State
Debate

Yes, yes I was a nerd
I know,
I know
So thanks ahead of time

In Utah
On and I
Quote

"WE SHOULD HAVE
THE RIGHT TO
DIE"

How did I not
Get sent to
Therapy?!?

It wasn't even on
Euthanasia for
The sick
And
Afflicted
#yeledersofisreal

My first example
Was a *** kid
That gets kicked

Out of his
House and becomes
Homeless

Gets addicted to
Drugs
And then
Wants an
Out

That was literally
My cousin

And me
Trans
Or
Nonbinary
Or something

I just wanted to have some
Sense of control
Over My Hell

And so I debated
And I didn't take first in state
Or second in state

But I did
Take 3rd
In Utah

On suicide

And look at me now!
I am doing amazing!!
So many friend requests!!!

I mean, I'm disabled
Lonely most of the time
And I have multiple
Personality
Disorder

Oh wait

Dissociative
Identity
Disorder

DID
Written by
Evangeline Ruth Hope  Transfeminine/South Lake, Utah
(Transfeminine/South Lake, Utah)   
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