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Donall Dempsey
Poems
Jul 2019
HORROR SCOPE
HORROR SCOPE
Turned the key
and the darkness exploded
into "SURPRISE!"
apparently I was
" a jolly good
fella!"
The room rocked....lit up!
It was all streamers and bunting.
******* I hate
my birthday...and parties.
My Mars was in retrograde
in my third house so
it was no
surprise.
My commitments, ideas and
short-distance travel...were shot!
All the planets
had turned up.
I was a Cancer but
with a Leo rising.
I had thought my moon
was in Venus but
there it was in the kitchen consoling
Pluto being thrown outta the Planet Club.
Uranus was being chatted up
by Kevin Bailey
discussing haiku
and tilt and ****.
Uranus was drunk as a skunk
rolling around the room on its side.
A MΔori chap addressed
the sky-king-star as WhΔrangi
and it sobered up
its southern collar blushing.
My horror scope told me:
"There was a light and easy atmosphere
with today's planetary energy."
but I hadn't expected this.
"Ok you guys..party's over
everyone out...now!"
The planets reeled down the road
not in alignment...singing drunkenly.
"Jeez!" I said
in a Woody Allen voice.
"I hate my birthday.
And surprise parties!"
Written by
Donall Dempsey
Guildford
(Guildford)
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