I'm here to frame this story
In a certain frame of mind
Adding bits of glory
As I fabricate the lies

Tell a tale about myself
On this train of thought
Before I take a wrong turn
And end up completely lost

With the middle name "Adventure"
What else is there to do
Besides sky dive or Rodeo bull ride
On any given afternoon

When I'm not busy swimming
Waters infested by crocodile
You may want to have a seat
As this may take awhile

I make sure to save my fingers
For saving other lives
With me being a top-notch brain surgeon
...does that come as a surprise

In between my junkets
Out to Hollywood
Always playing the lead man
Being the only one who could

Yes, I lead quite the life
In this my frame of mind
Adding bits of glory
As I fabricate the lies