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Apr 2019
*****, *****, I **** *****
***** get ****** when I **** *****
No ifs and’s, and/or buts. I **** *****
I **** *****

Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-*******
They'll need a serene night to green-light a **** *******
But that'll be easy with ****** old **** *******
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to **** *******!

I have a list. A list? Yes
A list of all the ***** I've missed
I've never ****** or ****** these *****
And thus my nuts are ******* ******
So when I **** the lucky **** my nut removes her from the list
Another dumb ***-bucket struck from my nut *******
**** it ****, **** ******* bucket-list

***** can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond
They can be skinny with ******* or be skinny with small ones
***** can be perky, preppy or posh
With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash

But other ***** are pretty and funny and smart
These ***** can lift all your thoughts from your **** to your heart
They can talk about science, music, or art
They can put you together or they can pull you apart
But don't trust these *****, don't, don't you dare
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb **** left there
I love this loll
Ash Bash Smash Crash
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Ash Bash Smash Crash  14/Hell
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