The new head of special projects
was a smoking millennial partial
to pencil skirts & dark stockings;
Rejecting Ivan's initial script for
its lack of ****** & suggesting a
brand new foe, the Lightning Rod.

Taking the idea in his stride,
Ivan created as many ridiculous
characters as he could possibly
dream up; DEVIL STUDIOS
rushing out cheap comic books &
graphic novels of movie tie-ins.

What came to the screen was nothing
like he imagines & Igor was overjoyed
he had backed away from the project.
Ivan attended Comic-con & boasted
about the new heroes, none of whom
had made it into the movie, hooking
DEVIL COMICS into committing to
the several projects sight unseen; the
Uk putting out albums devoted to the
new adventures of the Atomic Bikini.