Juliet's received pronunciation slips back into her native Cockney Romeo told to go forth and multiply
anyway, Paris is more her type and oooh his *** in ahhhh...those tights
Romeo's...ughhh....halitosis she winces with each kiss taste of garlic...cheap cigarettes
an audience applauds the curtain falls glad to be just Jane again
she takes time to un-Shakespeare her self boy but she could ****** a kebab
Romeo: once again Andy her ex & yes yes she wants *** but...not with him
Paris: now Peter gives her a saucy wnk "Hmm!" she thinks "Hmmm!"
she imagines him nakedly mad for her sans tights...sans everything
alas that wink was for Tybalt...******* another night in bed with
- Stephen King.
I was at a garden party dahling and an actor was amazed that I would know Coward's Sail Away and be able to sing it. He then told a story of Stephen Sondheim chastising him for destroying his leading lady's(the actor's wife ) composure on first night by having an affair with some less than leading lady. So I guess it goes for the big guy's too....all the world's a stage I guess.