.
               *** Holes.

     Due to an Imperforate
        **** at birth, I was
     circumcised by our Irish
   family doctor in a surgical
          error, apparently.

       In light of the horrific
   genocide in Gaza I have
      become victim of anti-
       semitism at my local
      swimming pool/sauna.

     Therefore, I am looking
   for a donor and will accept
    anything that resembles a
  sixty three year old *******
providing is is not too big-oted !