[Intoxicated by Freemasons is playing in the background]
(A smokin' hot intoxicated woman walks up to me initiating a conversation in the club.)
Kadija: Hey I couldn't help but notice your gorgeous self from across the room! Me: I can definitely say the same about you. Matter of fact I'm saying it right now because I'm a free spirit lol. (We both laughed) Kadija: You're so **** hot! (She grabs my face and starts making out with me very passionately.) (The kiss lingers for about a minute and a half.) (She then breaks the kiss. Both of us gasp for breath.) Me: You're pretty ******* hot too! Kadija: Can you sign my *****?" Me: Sure I love signing chicks *****! It's one of the best **** party favors in America! Kadija: I know right! (She pulls her top down flashing her beautiful tan ***** and tan *******.) (She briefly rubs/twists her *******.) (I sign her ***** and put a smiley emoji along with a smiley with shades finishing her off with a deep kiss on each of her ***** giving a little bit of tongue swirling action across her *******.) Kadija: Whoo! Hell yeah! (She shakes her ***** from side to side and briefly jumps and down. I was mesmerized by the way they were moving up and down then puts them back into her top.) Kadija: Thanks for the kiss babe! Me: No prob. You have beautiful *******. I like them. Kadija: They like you too lol. (Grinning from ear to ear I smile.) Kadija: Come on baby give them a squeeze lol. (I grab her ******* and squeeze them.) (She grips my **** through my pants and starts rubbing it.) Kadija: Mmm thanks babe. These ***** have been needing a little TLC anyway. They've been bored to death and needed a little fun and excitement. (We both laughed again.) Kadija: But if you really wanna see them in action there is a bathroom right behind us. Me: I'm down Kadija: Come on baby let's go.