The snowman to the scarecrow, “Hahahaha you’re just a stick figure…. and your hair’s straw.” The scarecrow to the snowman, “Watch who you talk about whenever you open your mouth, for all the coldness in your words will still melt to the ground along with you as soon as the sun comes out.” Owned! “You’re such a chump…” the snowman said… “…two words for your ancestry, tree stump.” the snowman said “You’re fat… you have a carrot for a nose, and what’s up with that stupid green and red coloured hat?” said the scarecrow Well played “I work all year round… you’re here for a season, did you really think you could hold your ground against someone that is here for a reason?” the scarecrow added The snowman cringed, but then had a comeback “At least I don’t wear the same filthy clothes every day of the year… what? Are you trying to bring ‘brown’ back?” Point for Snowman “It’s better than being fat and going naked.” Scarecrow brought it back
Scarecrow is consistently winning right? I know… I know man! If he made you a fan, stick around for an autograph… I will throw in mine too For more on the war of words between these two Watch this space for round two.
Yeah... don't ask why I wrote this or where it came from, I'm stumped too. **** voices in my head.