Zombies don’t make news anymore. Hearing about them eating brains is such a bore. Filming undead hordes for movies is such a chore. Zombies don’t make the headlines anymore.
Zombies just eat blood and guts That is delivered from Braindead food trucks. Zombies now eat brains from cans And no zombies movies ever show during the Cannes.
Zombies are just yesterday’s news, Because everyone’s high on hearing vampires singing the blues. When you see a zombie, you just shake its hand Instead of running the other direction as fast as you can.
Zombies don’t get shown on the telly As they are all perfumed so they are not smelly So they can grab applications and jobs Instead of plaguing the city in oversized mobs.
Zombies are now the dominant population As there is no longer any fascination About a group of corpses taking college courses. Zombies just don’t get the six ‘o clock spotlight anymore.
Zombies are now the movie stars Who now frequent malls, offices, and bars. Zombies are now a fact of life As I even know a friend who has zombie kids and a wife.
Zombies are now casually walking So there is usually no point in talking About a zombie who got elected city mayor Who doesn’t promote stalking and terror.
So zombies are not stalking people So even an op-ed piece is feeble In getting the people excited about the walking dead. There are no zombie hate crimes Because the zombie onslaught times Are over and done with as six month old bread. So there’s no point anyway And it’s illegal anyway To make your friendly neighborhood zombie Full of hot .45 lead.