Off she went all dressed up to meet the guy she swiped left upon. Five feet 10 his profile said but that's where all the lies began! In she walked in her killer heels, eyes wide and bright to look for him. But not a sign of him to see had he stood her up? How dare he! Then at the bar worst for wear she saw his face and balding head. How had he aged so much, so soon from the photos that made her swoon. Well the truth aired and shots were fired, Napoleon's descendant had clearly lied! The CEO of a successful business would be up at 5 for the newspaper deliveries. His holiday home was a caravan, in the **** of Wales where no one went. His hair had gone south long ago and his belly was chasing it now as well. But in all of this, had she lied? Was she 48 or 55? Had those lips been rendered too? With botox and the wrinkles smoothed. At 48 or 55 that dress had some riples inside. The parts Spanx can't control, where age and love handles roll. She stayed they drank. Then drank again and laughed and talked of other things. They danced made shapes for all to see like watching a form of epilepsy. They left at one her shoes in hand, holes in her tights, lipstick smeared upon his cheek and a room to find to seal the deal. Promises made to meet again and drink and dance and meet their friends. Next week he was sat at the very same bar, watching the door for her enterance! She? Oh no, nowhere to be seen. Across the town at another scene. This time an accountant, chartered too! But we all know it isn't true. Fairytale endings nowhere to be seen. Just nights of ****** and living the dream. All in all is this all that they want? Repeating the cycle over again. With another fool in fancy dress? Viewed from the bottom of an empty glass.