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Poems
Jan 2013
How To Get A Nerdy Girl To Fall In Love With You (In Three Steps)
Step One
Be reading a book when she passes your seat
And if she stops for a moment, say, with quiet excitement
"You really would
love
this book".
Step Two**
Apologizing beforehand for wasting her time,
Proceed to read to her, in a deep, gentle voice,
A page or two from chapter one.
Step Three
If she likes it (she will), and says it's well-written,
And that she must find or purchase a copy somewhere,
Offer to let her borrow it.
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