Are you kids reading those ****** books again?
Get some fresh air.

You're addicted to those sodding books!
Go forth and play, it's nice out!

You'll get nowt but square eyes staring at those pages!

You like to read about gossip and dancing
But you don't even gossip and dance in real life!

You're hooked on ****** books!

There's no future in novels,
They're just a fad!