Oct 2018
Coming soon, the Willoughby gift shop featuring tee shirts with the thumbs up logo on front for only $89.99. Made from 100% fabric like material.
Also a novelty flammable plastic oven mitt from Mustard Joe called," ***** catch-up, I want Mustard"! Made in Vietnam as a friendly gesture, to the very people he used to shoot, maim, ****. You don't even want to know the things he did over there!
Anyway, stop by the gift shop. Pendulum Pam works there and she's worth the price of admission on her own (that reminds me, the price of admission is 25 dollars to the gift shop).
Willoughby is absent this week with an STD which I think stands for "some kind of transmitted disease". Like the flu or something.
Subbing in is me, Creepy Ray Ray (Mustard Joe wasn't available due to an appointment with his lobotomist - You don't even want to know the things he's seen or what's inside his head).
Creepy Ray Ray life tip #1
When eating human flesh, and I'm not admitting that I ever have, braise quickly on both sides and let simmer in a light sauce as it tends to be tough to chew and somewhat gamey. I lost a crown off a tooth chewing it once.
Also a novelty flammable plastic oven mitt from Mustard Joe called," ***** catch-up, I want Mustard"! Made in Vietnam as a friendly gesture, to the very people he used to shoot, maim, ****. You don't even want to know the things he did over there!
Anyway, stop by the gift shop. Pendulum Pam works there and she's worth the price of admission on her own (that reminds me, the price of admission is 25 dollars to the gift shop).
Willoughby is absent this week with an STD which I think stands for "some kind of transmitted disease". Like the flu or something.
Subbing in is me, Creepy Ray Ray (Mustard Joe wasn't available due to an appointment with his lobotomist - You don't even want to know the things he's seen or what's inside his head).
Creepy Ray Ray life tip #1
When eating human flesh, and I'm not admitting that I ever have, braise quickly on both sides and let simmer in a light sauce as it tends to be tough to chew and somewhat gamey. I lost a crown off a tooth chewing it once.
Greetings from the gang: Willoughby--"I'm the world's first shock poet".
Creepy Ray Ray--"Send me some body parts, pretty please with sugar on top"? Mustard Joe--"Two tours of Vietnam! You don't even want to know the things I've seen". Pendulum Pam--" Quit staring! My eyes are up here. I'll slap you silly".
Creepy Ray Ray--"Send me some body parts, pretty please with sugar on top"? Mustard Joe--"Two tours of Vietnam! You don't even want to know the things I've seen". Pendulum Pam--" Quit staring! My eyes are up here. I'll slap you silly".
