Sleezy Santa drinking honey flavored Jack, straight from the bottle. Ruining your Childhood one large gulp at a time. Chasing it with Natural Light. Oh the weather outside is frightful. ***** snow falling on a ***** town. The only way that drunkard got on the roof is through liquid courage. That **** is slippery and one misstep means ** ** Hospital for Jolly ole St. Nick. The holiday season would be thrown through a loop with Kris Kringle stuck in a coma. Mrs. Claus is filling the papers for sole custody of the elves. Happy Holidays.