I feel so ******* dumb whenever I'm around you You somehow manage to bring me to my knees, and I ******* hate it You've got me whipped and I don't even get the benefits that should come with it How the **** do you have me so conveniently wrapped around your little finger? You ******* wreck me and I don't know how to stop it You make my heart race and my cheeks flush (what a ******* joke) This is supposed to only happen in the movies So why the **** do you have to make things so complicated? I feel like a stupid-*** lovesick idiot I feel like I've been tricked So what the **** is wrong with me? How have you managed to invade my head? Tell me, what is your method to this madness? How have you driven me over the edge? I feel nothing but rage when I think about what you do to me Butterflies and moths caged in my stomach (what a stupid trope) Clammy hands and dry lips, how the hell did this happen so fast? You're the level-headed one, saying I can't be in love after a month Why does all of my sanity fly out the window whenever you're around? I feel like a ******* lovesick idiot I hate how vulnerable you make me, you knock me to my knees I'm not supposed to fall this fast I'm not supposed to feel I hate how you make me weak, soften my edges and bring me from the ashes entirely anew Even more, though, I hate how I shrivel when you go away Like the Grinch, my heart becomes three sizes too small when you go away And I don't know how to stop the hate and pain You're the best and worst that ever happened to this ******* lovesick idiot I hate it, but you know it's true You bring out the best and worst in me You know how to push my buttons and turn me into something new Why did I have to be such a fool? In the end I suppose it wasn't me, it was you You and your ******* perfect eyes and smile and that great *** of yours It's all your fault for making me into a lovesick idiot When the only thing I wanted (here's a hint, it's you) Was the love you couldn't give me, the things you couldn't do.