I slipped in the hall On the way to the bathroom Used to work at the mall And got matching tattoos With two girls I don’t know anymore We’re still friends It’s just a matter of the disconnect
I drove really far Searched high and low for The baby food jar Where my dad hid his kilos And the keys to the car He hid when I smoked cigarettes It’s a shame I don’t smoke I just left them lit
Don’t take it from me I don’t know nothing Practice what you preach But I’m more prone to keeping it in Don’t ask I won’t tell Look at you thinkin that you know me so well
I stayed up real late And fell asleep in the morning And she’s sit there and wait Drive me to school in the mornings All that’s left of my grades Are lecture notes of diligent kids Excuse me Your notebook Can I borrow it?
The ice machine’s broke So our drinks are as lukewarm As this conversation Seems we have every day now And the sad part is I already know what you’re gonna say If I hurt myself once I’d do it twice And for your benefit I’d do it three times