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Sep 2018
Life's a scoulding bowl of sticky custard, mustard and marmite.
Mixed up into a slop,
And plopped on your lap.
Then they **** all over you while you try to clean it up and ***** a few jokes because that ain't enough.
Chuck him some fish guts and sick to help cover it up!
And when he slips on the guts we'll **** in his face.
But make sure to keep a smile or you'll be for the waste.
Skivvy should be my first my last and my middle name.
Stuck in another ******* episode of ground hog day.
Jordan LC Murphy
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Jordan LC Murphy  30/M/London
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