Life's a scoulding bowl of sticky custard, mustard and marmite. Mixed up into a slop, And plopped on your lap. Then they **** all over you while you try to clean it up and ***** a few jokes because that ain't enough. Chuck him some fish guts and sick to help cover it up! And when he slips on the guts we'll **** in his face. But make sure to keep a smile or you'll be for the waste. Skivvy should be my first my last and my middle name. Stuck in another ******* episode of ground hog day.