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Aug 2018
Everywhere I go
My rear is there for me
To give comfort when I sit
Should I decide to bend my knees

I take my wife's advice
And keep my cheeks pinched tight
So everywhere I go
My brains don't spill out on the floor
This is an oldie but still rings true to this day! Imagine that!
Mike Hauser
Written by
Mike Hauser  Sunny Florida
(Sunny Florida)   
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