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Mike Hauser
Poems
Aug 2018
"Everywhere I Go"
Everywhere I go
My rear is there for me
To give comfort when I sit
Should I decide to bend my knees
I take my wife's advice
And keep my cheeks pinched tight
So everywhere I go
My brains don't spill out on the floor
This is an oldie but still rings true to this day! Imagine that!
Written by
Mike Hauser
Sunny Florida
(Sunny Florida)
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