I like to think that maybe there will actually be a zombie apocalypse But instead of rotting corpses meandering the boulevards There'll be a sudden revival of people Who were never actually dead Just in a state of apathetic unconsciousness An emotional limbo of sorts
And instead of being ravenous and craving gray matter for sustenance They'll simply want to dive through your eye sockets And swim around inside of your skull And knock boots with your innermost thoughts and dreams
Maybe it'll start a chain reaction of sentiment among the masses Like an epidemic of emotions That rouses even the most stoic from their comatose states
And I'm not guaranteeing world peace But maybe a sense of global understanding
Unless this outbreak starts in Madagascar Then we'd all just be ******, huh?
I wrote this a few months ago and just stumbled upon it among all of the ***** dishes in my closet. It's not my best, but I felt a need to post it.