Once upon a time There lived a king and queen. The king was lively and kind The queen in all her beauty was gracious and refined Yet were things perfect at the palace. Beneath it's exterior unrest stirred For under all his kind words was a scheming mind. And his hospitality was hostility for those he deemed a threat The queen was shallow Her vivacity was corrupted by greed Her lust for life itself knew no bounds Was there ever a more perfect pair?