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Jun 2018
Have you ever eaten a carrot?
If not, let me tell you that they’re the best things on this dang planet!

It’s very entertaining to run your fingers down their smooth ridges.
Indeed it’s more amazing than most religions!

I also do love their fine leaves of green.
They are literally better than England’s beloved queen.

If you eat a carrot for every single meal,
I assure you that you will finally feel real.

And if you decide to not,
You will most likely be shot.
Written by
Gray  F
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