I want to break everything.

There’s so many ways for something to get broken.

If I throw it,

It’ll break.

If I drop it,

It’ll break.

If I squeeze it,

It’ll break.

If I kick it,

It’ll break.

If I stab it,

It’ll break.

If I slam it,

It’ll break.

If I crack it,

It’ll break.

If I bend it,

It’ll break.

If I smash it,

It’ll break.

But it doesn’t matter if I break it.

Broken things can just be replaced by

A newer model.