I hate poetry. I think it's a waste of time. Trying to think of ways to say things. And then to make them rhyme! Some poems are dark and artsy. Some poems make you laugh. Some poems make you think or cry. And some poems are plain ol' crap. Some poets wear thin mustaches. Some poets wear fancy hats. Some poets make up their own words. Some gilberty hilberty crat. But I'll tell you this my friend. That there's nothing in the world more truer. I'd rather pick up a pen and write. Than pick up a shovel and move manure.