my girlfriend said she was putting me on a diet,

no more sugar she said,

well one day she was at work



i was dog sitting while she worked

i got so hungry for some candy

loaded up the dog and went to the store



yeap,i bought a whole bag of candy

went home and i was in hog heaven

watching the game eating candy



well time for her to get home so i hid the candy

she came in and sit beside me,have you been eating candy

hell no honey i'm on a diet



well a few minutes later that **** dog

came into the living room carrying that bag of candy

she screamed out i knew you was eating candy



i jumped up and said

**** that's the smartest dog i have ever seen the **** thing went to the store and bought a bag of candy



she looked back at me

and asked whos credit card the dog used,,,hers