“We had this neighbor who thought that he was great but really he had so much money because he was born with a silver spoon jammed up his ***.”
   “A what?”
   “A silver spoon.”
   “No, no, the expression is 'he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth,' not rammed up his ***.”
   “I said 'jammed.'”
   “Whatever, crammed, rammed, jammed. A silver spoon lodged in a ****** doesn't define privilege.”
   “Yes it does! Look!”
   “How are you going to get that out of there.”
   “Don't worry. I lubed it with corn oil.”
   “Get on the ******' boat!”
   “I ******' can't.”
   “Why ******' not?”
   “The ******' boat's got too many ******' holes in it!”
   “Those are ******' port holes you ******' *******!”
   “Oh.”