We women Have our brains inside our knees Are crazy about shopping Talk too much Cry without any reason Break everyoneβs heart Are weak, dumb And yes mean and rude Never accept our fault Treat our husbands like slaves Donβt get sarcasm Get offended too easily Are dotty about wealth And are gold diggers by nature Is there anything left? In your long list of misogynist **** Do tell me So we can finish it one go I mean whatβs the point in repeating The same lame jokes everyday