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Feb 2018
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You cram walnuts up your **** & blame me for a poor coffee crop,
then you speed across railroad crossings after ***** beg you to stop
A **** cardiologist busted my heart when he said that we must part
& never ****-****, not even one time more, in his yacht on the floor
Every janitor enjoys excruciatingly-painful-upper-lip removal when
June becomes summer, as real lips make every janitor 87% dumber
The Queen of the West, Dale Evans, lipped a Roy Rogers whipped-
cream, cow-gal cherry pie, so gay Leonard Slye from Ohio must die
Fairy Queen of the West, Dale Evans, ******-lipped Roy's whipped
fizzy, cow-girlfriend fur-pie, so Ohio's Lenny Slye had to thigh dive
You moan when I kick you in the throat because you're a pig with a
mental problem that makes me so sick I want to hit you with a stick
𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆
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𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆  ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ
(ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ)   
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