Let me begin by saying that this is not me asking you out.
This is me telling you, and countless others on the internet, that I think you're a really great person.
You are an incredibly kind person, and honestly, I'm surprised my *******-ish ways haven't scared you off by now.
Now see, the thing is that when I first saw you I asked my friend who you were and she called you "Reddit Man" to which I scoffed.
The second time I saw you, I did that stupid thing where I slid up to where you were sitting and the words "So I hear you like Dungeons and Dragons." fell clumsily out of my mouth and I I turned red because that is not what I wanted to say.
It has been approximately forty-three days since those stupid words clumsily fell out of my mouth and we haven't talked about DnD since. We have, however, talked about Reddit, Jake Hill, suicide, alcoholism, stalkerish 14-year-old girls, and dogs vs cats.