You don’t want that diss text That Who phone is this text But it makes you think Of the time you accidentally dropped your phone in the sink And cried out, Sink take these hands instead! You run downstairs and find the bag of rice How do you trip going up the stairs? And trip again once you reach the top? Somehow you do both while carrying the bag. And you say that the stairs were slippery But even the stairs be like I did not facilitate such clumsiness.
But you don’t take rice out to put the cell phone in You dump the cell phone Sink-water filled and all Into the bag of rice This is not a time for delicacy Your cell phone is dying by the second You start thinking of all the contacts you would lose if this doesn’t work You start dreading all the pictures you would lose that you liked and saved. That you did not upload to Google Cloud Or share on social media Because for once you listened to that aunt Who you only see at the Fourth of July barbecue. Who said don’t post pictures on social media Well where is she now with her advice On how to get water out of a cell phone?!
You take the cell phone out You think that the rice is ruined You know what ruined rice looks it And it looks a lot like this It even smells funny. But you stash it inside the cupboard and hope that no one notices Like when mother says I’m coming home And you forget that you was supposed to thaw the meat. So you try to put frozen meat inside the oven And put the heat on low And it just makes everything worse Just like this cell phone You wish you had an instrument To **** the water out Like cell phone dialysis But that technology is still in the future. Your cell phone can talk to you in conversation But any water that gets in stays in If only cell phones can use the bathroom Do they have an Ex-Lax for cell phones? Oh no, because my cell phone is down I can't even look it up!
You mumble to yourself they were focused on the wrong things When they built the cell phone Because before your cell phone could be dropped Thrown or suffer going through the waters. Sure it did not have the apps Are apps really worth a new cell phone every new earth rotation? Nowadays you cant even have a drink next to your phone. So now you call the cell phone company And you are relieved that everything is covered. But to replace it you have to put a lot of money Because you didn’t have it long enough You mutter again out long Since no one is around They build glass stronger than this. But you go and get your new phone And are glad to see that the important stuff is still there. So when someone text you And you just see a line of numbers with What's up You can text New Phone Who phone is this And let the conversation begin.