Oh ****
She's pregnant
Well that's ok,
She's 25 and has a good paying job

Oh dear
He's dead
Well that's ok,
He died at the old age of 82

Oh my
She killed him
Well that's ok,
She's a soilder and that's what they do.

Oh no
He was murdered
Well that's ok,
He was a horrible person

Oh god
She's a ******
Well that's ok,
She's in prison now

Oh hell
He's gone
Well that's ok,
Because you asume I'm gonna say something good