When you’re depressed, you have to take yourself by surprise, Whether it’s to sleep or eat or rise, Cause if you think on it for too long, You’ll convince yourself that you’re wrong, That the effort is not worth the reward, Even when your body and brain are sure, That it’s too much to open a bag of chips, Or if not that then to raise them to your lips, Talking to people takes too much thought, And whatever they want you to be you’re not, And you can’t **** yourself that’d be too sad, So you sit glassy eyed at whatever you have, But the doc told me that I wasn’t, so, I’m glad that I don’t have depression I’m just feeling low