first thing in the morning,

I go to war with my clothes

bare knuckle boxing
with my shirts,
wrestling my pants,
hand to hand combat
with my socks,
ninja kicked my shoes
and I don’t even wanna
get into with my underwear

but when you’re 40 pounds overweight
and you can’t see your pecker anymore

putting your clothes on
is the hardest part
of the day

it’s all down hill from here