"Doctor, I'm having trouble sleeping I'm beset by creative thought processes afflicted by rhyming couplets and alliteration I was humble but now I mumble and fumble my life's stumbling and crumbling".
"Please continue Mr Neilson"
"Thanks Doc, I can't fit food in my mouth it's full of words struggling for oration to a receptive, perceptive audience all fruits are similes to me all vegetables have become metaphors and some not safe for work.
"Ah ha, I think I know what's going on here take this list of phone numbers and website addresses. I recommend open microphone performance for your condition, particularly those with supportive, amiable hosts, there are many in Greater Manchester, you should find it cathartic and it should help"