The captain’s ill and we’re heading for rocks,
who the **** let the cabin boy take the helm?

We’re all in a panic and we’re rattling the locks,
who the **** let the cabin boy take the helm?

My god, man, we’re all going to sink,
who the **** let the cabin boy take the helm?

Davy Jones’s locker, we’re all for the drink,
who the **** let the cabin boy take the helm?

The sails are torn and the ropes are all knotted,
who the **** let the cabin boy take the helm?

The boards on the deck are all wet and rotted,
who the **** let the cabin boy take the helm?

We’re going down now, swim for the shore,
who the **** let the cabin boy take the helm?

Soaked on the beach, we’re ready for war,
who the **** let the cabin boy take the helm?